Tales from the Trunk

I’m just a big kid who never really outgrew the magic. I saw Star Wars in the theater when I was 3 years old, and something about that galaxy grabbed me and never let go. My early figures came from Kmart for $1.77 each—C-3PO was one of the first, and with my grandmother’s help, I slowly built a collection that shaped my childhood.

I didn’t stop at Star Wars. My comic book collection grew right alongside the figures, and I started soaking up every corner of ’70s and ’80s pop culture—GI Joes, BMX bikes, movies, records, books… if it had soul, I wanted it.

Then came bodybuilding. I idolized Arnold Schwarzenegger. Got my first gym membership in 8th grade and dove headfirst into the world of training, discipline, and muscle. That passion is still with me.

Today, you’ll still find me in worn-thin Star Wars tees, quoting movie lines nobody asked for. Star Wars and bodybuilding shaped my identity—and I’ve made peace with being a proud, oversized dork.

Greedo’s Garage is where I stash the goods—nostalgia, collectibles, and pieces of a galaxy that never really left me. If you’re here, you get it.